T-SHIRTS & TOTE BAGS

Wolf Tote Bag

WOLF Tote Bag
$18 (s/h included)

Wolf T-Shirt

WOLF T-Shirt
$23 (s/h included)

Elephant T-Shirt

Elephant T-Shirt
$23 (s/h included)

Elephant Tote

Elephant Tote Bag
$18 (s/h included)


DVDS

Three DVDs

ELEPHANT DVD
Individual $25
Institutional $200

Three DVDs

DVD Collection: MONKEY, ELEPHANT, WOLF
Individual $65
Institutional $475

Monkey DVD

MONKEY DVD
Individual $25
Institutional $200

Other Animals DVD

Other Animals DVD
Individual $25
Institutional $200

Wolf DVD

WOLF DVD - coming soon
Individual $25
Institutional $200


BOOKS

Elephant Book

ELEPHANT Book
coming soon

Monkey Book

MONKEY Book
Soft Cover $30 + S/H

Wolf Book

WOLF Book
coming




PRINTS

Elephant Print

ELEPHANT Print
1 from edition of 20
$75

PLACEHOLDER

PLACEHOLDER


POSTERS

Wolf Poster 04

WOLF Poster 04
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Wolf Poster 04alt

WOLF Poster 01
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Elephant Poster 03

ELEPHANT Poster 03
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Elephant Poster 04a

ELEPHANT Poster 04a
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Wolf Poster 03

WOLF Poster 03
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Elephant Poster 01

ELEPHANT Poster 01
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Elephant Poster 04c

ELEPHANT Poster 04c
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Monkey Poster

MONKEY Poster
11"x17" $15
22"x34" Not Available

Wolf Poster 02

WOLF Poster 02
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Elephant Poster 02

ELEPHANT Poster 02
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Elephant Poster 04b

ELEPHANT Poster 04b
11"x17" $15
22"x34" $25

Other Animals Poster

Other Animals Poster
11"x17" $15
22"x34" Not Available









STORE QUESTIONS

$ Breakdown: Where does the money go?
Ok, a little something about this small outpost of commerce. For those of pure-heart: my intention is not to get Fabulously Wealthy On The Backs of Endangered Creatures. The prices for most of these Bestiary Items will do three things. 1. Half the price will cover the cost of producing and shipping the item. Oh. And sales tax. 2. A quarter of the price will go to a field study directly engaged with some of the animals in the Bestiary, for instance the Wolf-Moose Study on Isle Royale or the Amboseli Trust for Elephants in Amboseli National Park in Kenya. 3. The final quarter of the price will go towards the production of future Bestiary performances, books, DVD's, research and prints.

Shipping Time: How long will it take to get my stuff?
Let's go back to the days of sea monkeys. The ad in the comic book would always read "Please allow 3-5 weeks for delivery." That's the speed we're working with here at The Unreliable Bestiary. It'll probably be faster than that, but, I'm just saying. One mentor advised me, "The idea of the store is not for you to be sitting at home surrounded by boxes and tape." There's something called "fulfillment centers." Do you know about this? I didn't know about this (for specifics listen to this fantastic - as usual -
RadioLab story). I'm swimming against advice. I AM sitting at home surrounded by boxes and tape. I'm trying to walk-the-walk with the Bestiary projects - so, uh, packaging and mailing. I'm always a little horrified by how much garbage comes in our mailbox, all of it wrapped and wrapped and wrapped in plastic & vacuum moulded in styrofoam. So, guess what - I'm just going to use all that stuff. The Glorious Items which you will receive from The Unreliable Bestiary's Store may not be gloriously packaged. The shirts and bags are gorgeous - but the packages they come in are not pristine ... because some of the packages have been curing, like fine wine, in our basement.

What's it made of?
The ink on the shirts and totebags is water-based. The cotton for the shirts and totes is organic. Here's a statement about how the totes are made. Here's a statement about The California Transparency in Supply Chain Act of 2010 posted by Anvil, the t-shirt manufacturer. Weiskamp Screen Printing is local for me, so there's a little less freight in the air for at least one leg. The MONKEY book is printed with recycled paper and water-based, non-toxic ink. But maybe I'm just pissing in the wind. As James Lovelock might say, "It's too late. All of this is psychological. We might as well just enjoy ourselves while we can."

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Thanks for your interest! Thanks for your patience! Be good to each other! Tell a friend about The Unreliable Bestiary!

xo Deke